Unreleased Songs

Ween Unreleased Songs Lyrics
1.'Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?'

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, pony, pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung


2.God In My Bed

I don't know, maybe it was the rain,
Another gray day, of fault making.
The real test was finding a bucket with enough holes to let it
out.
One of those days when the corn dries up,
And your nose turns red, and the crystals break.
Late day, the sun sets back up,
Back up to the warm room.
God is lying on your bed talking backwards.
Here take my legs,
Take my eyes,
Take my brain, take my brain, take my brain, my brain.
Home, home without the window again,
I got some blood on the floor,
The window won't close, it's getting cold
The weak marches flags with eyes of fire.
No, no not this again,
It's like a stone that smokes instead of burns,
Like wet wood that's green and fresh.
You want my chicken?!
...my potato salad?!
... you want to know how my day was?!
Well, God Was on My Bed When I Got Home!!!
... that's how my day was.


3.Fancy Pants

Songwriters:Freeman, Aaron; Melchiondo, Michael

Hey there fancy pants play the songs that make us dance.
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon.
A song for all the lonley hearts, shattered dreams, and broken
parts.
It feels like sunny days are comin soon.

Hey Mr. Buttercup spin the wheel and try your luck.
The spot lights shinning bright tonight on you.
Bring along your lady friend, do a dance from way back when.
Tonights the night when all your dreams come true.

(instermental)

Hey there sour grapes down in the dumps, long in the face.
Chokin down your dinner all alone.
Feelin bad feelin blue tonight the rainbow ends with you.
So sit on down and make yourself at home.

So hey there fancy pants play the songs that make us dance.
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon.
A song for all the lonley hearts, shattered dreams, and broken
parts.
It feels like sunny days are comin soon.

Fancy pants, fancy pants, fancy pants, fancy pants.


4.Bumblebee (II)

Songwriters:Freeman, Aaron; Melchiondo, Jr., Michael

Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh

Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
He stung my brain
Awwwww
He stung me, he stung me, uhh

Weedeating Vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly

Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me

Thank you!


5.1965 Demo

'1965' is the new demos for the new album in 2003.

Here we fucking go

1965
That's when I was born
With my name Gene Ween, yes

Well, I was born in...
1965 and that is my year and my birthday
I was born at 5:30am, of course I was
Huh?
Well, I wasn't born to die

I've been forming in 1989 with Mean Ween and Dean Ween
Since 14-years ago

How does it feel to be born in 1965?
(repeated 4-times)


6.Puffy Cloud

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Jr., Michael Melchiondo

Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'Cause Gene, Dean and I smoke too much pot

Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud

Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
'Cause Gene, Dean and I smoke too much pot

Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud

Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'Cause Gene, Dean and I smoke too much pot

Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud
Cloudy, cloudy, cloudy cloud


7.Exactly Where I'm At

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Let's begin with the past in front
And all the things
You really don't care about now
It'd be exactly where I'm at

And to think you got a grip
Look at yourself
Your lips are like two flaps of fat
They go front and back and flap pity flap

I'm all staged, it's all an act
I'm really scared that
I may fall back on the abstract
It'd be exactly where I'm at

If you're to be
The roaming eye
Pry it open and let me tell you
Why it sees the harsh realities


8.Bumblebee Part 2

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Jr., Michael Melchiondo

Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh

Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
He stung my brain
Awwwww
He stung me, he stung me, uhh

Weedeating Vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly

Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me


9.If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

On a free ride home from the embassy
I saw the governor and his lover holding hands
When I got to my place, I emptied my suitcase
And opened the windows wide

If you could save yourself, you'd save us all
Is that what you called me for
Is that why you're knocking on my door?
The time I've spent working myself to death

Thought that's what you wanted, I thought you needed my help
To make it good again, to make us strong
To make you happy, to push you along
And gain some respect, to be thrown a crumb
I was on my knees when you knocked me down

The wheels fell off, the bottom dropped out
The checks all bounced, I came in your mouth
Your mother came calling but there was no one around

The trash caught fire when the leaves turned brown
The vultures were circling when the circus left town
I left you a note but I wrote it in disappearing ink

If you could save yourself, you'd save us all
Is that what you called me for
Is that why you're knocking on my door?
The time I've spent working myself to death

Thought that's what you wanted, I thought you needed my help
To make it good again, to make us strong
To make you happy, to push you along
And gain some respect, to be thrown a crumb
I was on my knees when you knocked me down


10.Captain

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Captain, turn around and take me home
Captain, turn around and take me home
Captain, turn around and take me home
...


11.Poopship Destroyer

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Jr., Michael Melchiondo

People, y'all ready to cruise on the poopship now, motherfucker?
Are y'all poopin' on the big doggy poopship, motherfucker?
You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but
People down here in Missouri cruisin' on the big poop log

Cruisin' on the poop ship, Sector 6, Warp 9
(Haha)
Cruisin' on the big poop ship, folks
Get with it, fucker

Let me lock in the system at Warp 2
I's been chewin' on this here, brownie, baby
And I thinks, I thinks I'm almost through

Let's cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
I'm talkin' 'bout soybeans, people

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
You'll know what I'm sayin', that thing can track any
motherfucker
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
That's what I'm talkin' about

Let me jam up all of the frequencies on Channel 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know, baby, you know what to do, baby
Come on, come on, I'll tell

Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know who
That's right

Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
Poopship, on the poopship destroyer
Oh, baby, woohoo, the poopoo, poop
Give me another one, baby, give me another one
Poop, thank you, my lady

We love you too
Remember to keep your head to the sky, baby
You know, we're gonna through a wave sequence here
I'm tellin' ya, Jim, you're gonna be riding upon the poopship

We're riding the poopship into the next dimension
Lose the poopship in my are you feeling it, Missouri?
Are you cruising upon the Poopship Destroyer?
Are you mounting the poopship, Kirk Miller?

I said, Kirk Miller, I said, Kirk Miller
Are you cruising on the Poopship?
Big Jim! Big Jim, I said

I'm tellin' ya Jimmy
I, I, I, let's get ya on the poopin'
The poopin' trail, Jimmy
Let's do it again

Let me jam up all the frequencies on Channel 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what, what to do
Let's cruise, can you cruise on the poopship with me?
Can you cruise on the poopship with me?

We have received the Poopship connection
With ever what you do, no matter what you do
You are cruising on poopship
And I thank you and I love you

We are Ween, we are Ween
You may fuck, you may be fucked
We thank you for joining us this evening
We are Ween, and have a beautiful night

I love you too
Good night, my love


12.I Don't Want It

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

A-did we miss the moon?
I'd lie in your arms if I could now
Such a common pain
Repeats itself again and again now

Flowers grow in the springtime
And leaves fall from the trees
I've been gone for so long
You just threw away the keys

I understand it
But I don't want it

I know it so well
You tripped me and I laughed when you fell now
This isn't how it should be
I've let you drift so far from me now

But please, hold onto the memories
Before we really crash and burn
We've got ourselves so wrapped up
That we've forgotten how to learn

I understand it
But I don't want it


13.Hey There Fancypants

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Hey there, Fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
It feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you

Bring along your lady friend
Do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there, Sour Grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone

Feelin' bad, feelin' blue
Tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home, so

Hey there, Fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
It feels like sunny days are coming soon

Fancypants
(Fancypants)
Fancypants
(Fancypants)
Fancypants
(Fancypants)


14.So Many People In The Neighborhood

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
I don't know if they're very good people

So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
I don't know if they're very good people

So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood

So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhood
(In the neighborhood)
In the neighborhood, in the neighborhood
In the neighborhood
(Something hard to hear)

How's about a piece of pie?
(Ding dong, ding dong)
Socks and lox and cocks and rocks
Stay inside, stay inside


15.Among His Tribe

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

He would step out of the night
And light a fire among his tribe
Carving from a bear's tooth
He used the flesh to feed the youth, he'd salt it down

Sails were made from darkened hide
Fish were caught in the lowest tide
Thought of war kept him strong
He listened for the battle song, in the night

And the old would teach the young
To heed the word of the master's tongue
A chosen son would take a bride
And light the fire among his tribe, and on and on


16.Hey There Fancy Pants

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Hey, there fancy pants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you

Bring along your lady friend
Do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone

Feelin' bad, feelin' blue
Tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home, so

Hey there fancy pants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon

A song for all the lonely hearts
Shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Fancy pants
Fancy pants
Fancy pants
...


17.Chocolate Town

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

I couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin'
I couldn't hear the waste that I was makin'
Tired of the life I was facin'

I couldn't tell one from another
I couldn't hide a secret from my mother
Any other mother wouldn't bother

Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town

Got me on the porch, I'm in the front row
Says, 'Shit's for real man', like I don't know
But get your punk ass back to the dog show

Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town

A new breath, I feel the grip releasin'
Scraping my guts off of the ceiling
I've got that sunny bunny feeling

Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Greyhound bus to Chocolate town


18.Right to the Ways and the Rules of the World

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night
The cosmic conceiver continues his plight
A war of the Heavens, what's wrong and what's right

Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world

Spraying the children with incense and myrrh
The hopeless confessions of minds unsure
Spraying the children with incense and myrrh

Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world

I tried to come over and see you today
I tried to come over to want you to say
I want you say to come today

Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world

Mindlessly hoping, she falls for their minds
Holding the sacraments, secrets unkind
Chewing the curdles of cream from the rain

Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Chewing the grits
Right to the ways and the rules of the world


19.I'll Be Your Johnny On The Spot (live)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
My daddy died and left me all he's got
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot

I get up early in the morn
I get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs and momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn

I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot

I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot
My daddy died and left me all he's got
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot

I get up early in the morn
I get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs and momma shucks the corn
I get up early in the morn

I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I've got a Chevy with a Mopar cam
I'll be your Jonny on th' spot


20.Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down (live)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time

Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy
Am I gonna die?

Smile on Mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on Mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky Vaseline mommy
Please don't let me die

Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy
Am I gonna die?

Smile on Mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on Mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down


21.Roses Are Free (live)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Take a piece of tinsel
And put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon
And pretend that you still love me

Carve out a pumpkin
And rely on your destiny
Get in your car
And cruise the land of the brave and the free

But don't forget to understand
Exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you
That the roses are free

Take a wrinkled raisin
And do with it what you will
Push it into third
If you know you're gonna climb a hill

Eat plenty of lasagna
'Til you know that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges
That make you wanna go out and kill

But don't forget to understand
Exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you
That the roses are free


22.Pork Roll Egg and Cheese (live)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

When you've had your fun, and your work is done
You must not succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains
But we must further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When you've had your fun, and your work is done
You must not succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Kaiser bun
Pork roll egg and cheese, eez


23.Buenos Tardes Amigo

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear mama weeping
Oh, mama still dresses in black

I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat

You, you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed

The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that I'd find you and upstand the law

The people of the village believed me
Mama, she wanted revenge
I told her I'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death

So now, now that I've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll never have to say

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again


24.It's Gonna Be a Long Night

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Jr Melchiondo

Heard that you are new in town
Someone said you party down
Well, later I'll be comin' 'round
We'll rack 'em up and suck 'em down

Don't call your mother, don't call your priest
Don't call your doctor, call the police
You bring the razor blade, I'll bring the speed
Take off your coat, it's gonna be a long night

There'll be no 2nd chance for you
Tomorrow you'll be black and blue
Show your friends your new tattoo
911 won't help you, fool

You're gonna suffer, you're gonna bleed
I've heard it all before, you will concede
I'm takin' everything, you're goin' down
Lock up the doors, it's gonna be a long night

It's gonna be a long night
It's gonna be a cat fight
It's gonna be a gang bang


25.Transdermal Celebration

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Transdermal celebration caused a slight mutation in the rift
It's awful domination left the people running for the hills
But the mutants that I see shine their beauty unto me
I wish you could see them

Tectonic tribulation formed a crust of green beyond the reef
Waves fell in formation 'cause the plants to bend
With spiked leaves, I'm growing with the land
Time has taken my hands and let me touch them

Hey, hey, a billion miles to Mark A
Lay on the lawn, he's already home
When the morning ray hits his face

Transdermal celebration, jets flew in formation
I could see them, dropping the crustaceans
Leaving trails of flames in their wake but where
Is the mutation who once told me it was safe? I can't find him


26.The HIV Song (LP Version)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

A.I.D.S.,
A.I.D.S, H.I.V
A.I.D.S, H.I.V
A.I.D.S, H.I.V
A.I.D.S, H.I.V
A.I.D.S, H.I.V


27.Mountain Dew

Lyricist:L Belle, B L Lunsford, E Myrtle, S Wiseman

This is our best gig, ever
No, no, way up on
I knew you'd fuck it up
Here it come

Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still
And it's right by a hard working crew
If you finish up your mug
(Oh beautiful)
Then they'll fill up your jug
With that good, good old mountain dew
(Everybody sing)

Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go round the bend
But you'll come back again
For that good, good old mountain dew, whoo

Turn it down, Kirk
Take it, Jimmy, hey Kirk
I cant hear this thing, man
Oh, hey, let's everybody

Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
(You like this one, do you?)
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go round the bend
But you'll come back again
For that good old mountain dew

So it, ha ha ha, whoa, Jimmy
Whoo, goddamn fuckin' a
Thank you, we're Ween
Good night, St. Louis


28.Light Me Up

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Another day, another trick
Gotta sell that shit off quick
It's about supply and demand

The money's falling from the sky
I'll collect before you die
And a tear fall from my eye

Light me up before you kill me
'Cause I ain't going down without a fight, my friend
The situation's got me up and reeling
And I don't think I'm ever gonna die

Situation's gone astray
Everybody wants to play
Play with fire but not get burned

Here's a tiger in my heart
On these streets I tear apart
Anybody in my way

Light me up before you kill me
'Cause I ain't going down without a fight, my friend
The situation's got me up and reeling
And I don't think I'm ever gonna die

Got connections in the west
I got threads man of the best
Designer shit you've ever seen

I'm a freaking man of steel
I got lots of sex appeal
Do you wanna make a deal?

Light me up before you kill me
'Cause I ain't going down without a fight, my friend
The situation's got me up and reeling
And I don't think I'm ever gonna die

And I don't think I'm ever gonna die
And I don't think I'm ever gonna die
No, no, no, no, no


29.I Got To Put The Hammer Down

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

I lost my cherry on a side-street
To a dirty little woman in the back seat
I was young and wet behind my ears
Well, I'm fuckin' stupid beyond my years

Rollin' in the sticky, rollin' in the Benz
Stealin' all your women
Since I don't know when 'cause

I got to put the hammer down
I got to put the hammer down

I was strung out on a heroin kick
With the cops and the government on my dick
I was lookin' out the window for the FBI
With my pipe and a needle just tryin' to get high

The white coat president on my hands
Every twenty five seconds
I make thirty five grand 'cause

I got to put the hammer down
Down, down, down, down down
I got to put the hammer down

I got to put the hammer
Got to put the hammer
Got to put the hammer down

I got to put the hammer down
I got to put the hammer down
I got to put the hammer
Got to put the hammer
Got to put the hammer down


30.How High Can You Fly

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

How high can you fly?
Fly
How high can you fly?
How high can you fly?

How high can you fly?
Can you get high?
How high can you fly?Yeah
How high can you fly?
Fly


31.Doctor Rock

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Try modulating and articulating
All the feelings that I have for you
Dr. Rock, help me out for I need to shout it
Dr. Rock, quickly Derek run and get your mammy

There is no denying that you been supplying
In a slathering ball of flesh
Dr. Rock, the light of death is gonna shine again
Dr. Rock, and I'll let you in the notes

Don't conceal your tragic flaw
Give the Dr. Rock a call
Dr. Rock, come quickly to see the scene
Dr. Rock, got everything that you need

You're the apple of my eye
But with some aid I feel you'll die
Dr. Rock, save the soul from a bottomless pit
Dr. Rock, and see what you can make of it

You like the
You like the suffocating on a small crustation
As you hammered your way to the truth
Dr. Rock, was examined by an Indian eye
Dr. Rock, another lie that you're going to die

Don't try modulating and articulating
All the feelings that I have for you
Dr. Rock, help me out for I need to shout it
Dr. Rock, quick Derek run, get your mammy


32.Candi (LP Version)

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

Candi, custard and berry
Candi, peaches and creme
Candi, glazing and cherry
Candi, spicy and sticky
Candi, chocolate with cheese

Candi, custard and berry
Candi, peaches and creme
Candi, glazing and cherry
Candi, Candi

Candi, custard and berry
Candi, peaches and creme
Candi, glazing and cherry
Candi, chocolate with cheese

Candi, Candi
Candi, Candi


33.Slow Down Boy

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

When the shutter clicks on your superstar
And he leaves you with the camera
A picture's worth the moment
You both need something more

Slow down boy, he's breaking your heart
His innocence will tear you apart
His love is young, you don't have to hurry
You've got all the time in the world

No rules when we play the game
Put the winner with the loser
He's stalling at the gate
And you're racing towards the line

Slow down boy, he's breaking your heart
His innocence will tear you apart
His love is young, you don't have to hurry
You've got all the time in the world

I've watched you from the back seat
Crying as you walked away
I see beauty in the future
Lay back and let him blow you away, yeah

When you're dancing with disaster
And living on the edge
Let the moment be your master
Don't get so far ahead

Slow down boy, he's breaking your heart
His innocence will tear you apart
His love is young, you don't have to hurry
You've got all the time in the world

Slow down boy, slow down
Let him show you
Let him blow you away, away, yeah


34.Big Fat Fuck

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck

Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
I'm feeling like a big fat fuck

Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck

Big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck

Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck
Big fat fuck
Feeling like a big fat fuck


35.Hey Fat Boy (Asshole)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Hey fat boy, come here, you killed my mother, I'm going to kill
you
Hey fat boy, come here, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill
you
Hey fat boy, asshole, come here, you killed my mother
Hey fat boy, come here, asshole, I'm going to kill you, I'm
going to kill you

Fucker, asshole, come here, you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill
you
Asshole, come here, asshole, come here, hey asshole, come here
Fucker, come here, you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you

Hey fat boy, come here, you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here, hey asshole, come here


36.Gabrielle

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

I don't mean to be so insolent
But you know it's 'cause I love you
The foundation of my malevolence
You know I'd never hurt you, babe

Sometimes, I might get edgy
But a man can sometimes be that way
Nobody's perfect baby
And I'll always love you anyway

Ohh, Gabrielle
The sun is shining in your eyes
Ohh, Gabrielle
I didn't mean to make you cry

Ohh, my sweet baby doll
I put you above everything
Ohh, Gabrielle
I love you till the day I die

Sometimes, I feel like my old man
You know that's hard for me to say
And sometimes I just lose my head
Don't know why I get that way

I want to keep you happy, darling
It could only work out that way
Nobody's perfect, baby
And I'll always love you anyway

Ohh, Gabrielle
The sun is shining in your eyes
Ohh, Gabrielle
I didn't mean to make you cry

Ohh, my sweet baby doll
I put you above everything
Ohh, Gabrielle
I love you till the day I die

Gabrielle

Oh, my, my, my

Gabrielle

Oh, Gabrielle
You know I love you baby
I do nothing to hurt you baby
But you know
I've got to love you anyway

Oh, Gabrielle
You're so nice
You know, I love you baby
Oh, my, my, my

Ohh, Gabrielle
The sun is shining in your eyes
Ohh, Gabrielle
I didn't mean to make you cry

Ohh, my sweet baby doll
I put you above everything
Ohh, Gabrielle
I love you till the day I die
Gabrielle


37.King Billy

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

King Billy

King Billy, why don't you invite them up?
I've got a word or two to tell them
It's about the situation
A terrible miscommunication

Eating worms, oh, child of mine
Destined to side with the oppression
King Billy, let me speak to thee
Oh man, fix the problem, it is the only solution

King Billy, I see them birds in flight
Take off in every direction
I'm a thinking man, a feeling man
I will not side with the oppression

King Billy

King Billy, why don't you invite them up?
Put 'em in the opposite direction
A chance at love attraction
A chance to heal the nation

King Billy, King Billy
King Billy, King Billy, King Billy


38.I Fell In Love Today

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

I got nothing to lose
I saw the sun in May
I've got something to hold on to
I fell in love today

I saw the break at dawn
I saw a child in play
I saw the spring in the winter time
I fell in love today

I walk with the birds in flight
I fly with love today
Green grass never looked so good
I fell in love today

I feel like a million bucks
Nothing could break my sway
You people can't touch me
I fell in love today


39.Did You See Me?

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Did you see me
Come down on the sand and sea?
Believe me

Did you see me
Waving it free in the tree?
Believe me

Did you see me
Flying through the galaxy?
Believe me

Did you see me
Waving it free in the tree?
Believe me

Did you see me
Come down on the sand and sea?
Believe me

Did you see me
Waving it free in the tree?
Believe me


40.Israel

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

Exalted and hallowed be God's greatness

In this world of your creation
May your will be fulfilled
And your sovereignty revealed

In the days of our lifetime
And the life of the whole house of Israel
Speak and soon and say, 'Amen'

May peace be abundant
Descend from heaven with life for us
And for all Israel and say, 'Amen'

May God who makes peace on high
And brings peace to all
And to all Israel, and say, 'Amen'

May you be blessed forever, even to all eternity
May You, most holy one, be blessed
Praised and honored, extolled and glorified
Adored and exalted, among all else

Blessed are You, beyond all blessings
And hymn, praises and conciliations
That may be uttered in this world
And with us we'll say, 'Amen'

Israel, Israel, Israel


41.Monique The Freak

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Oh mercy, girl, you lookin' sexy
Movin' on across the floor
Oh mercy, girl, you look so sexy
Saw you comin' through the door

Oh baby, such a fine lady
Talkin' and your voice is deep
Oh baby, such a fine lady
I can hardly speak Monique

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak

Sexy baby, girl, you drive me crazy
Let me take you for a drive
Sexy baby, girl, you drive me crazy
My body comes to life, body comes to life

Got to make you mine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make you feel so fine

Gotta have you, girl
Take you 'round the world
Make you start to swirl
Such a lovely girl

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak

(Ooh freak, ooh, freak)
Freaky girl, freaky girl, freaky girl
Freaky girl, freaky girl, freaky girl
(Ooh freak)

Freaky girl, freaky girl, freaky girl
Freaky girl, freaky girl
(Ooh freak)

Sexy baby, girl, you drive me crazy
Let me take you for a drive, let me take you for a drive
Sexy baby, girl, you drive me crazy
My body comes to life

Got to make you mine
Girl, you so divine
Oh, there's no use tryin'
Make you feel so fine

Gotta have you, girl
Take you 'round the world
Make you start to swirl
Such a lovely girl

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak

She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak


42.The Rift

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

There's a rift out in space, and it could be the door
But you know I'm not sure

If you go through the rift to the palace of ice
Might it be nice, is it paradise?

I'm the commander of time in my vessel of God
I go through the rift to the palace of ice

We may never come back from the palace of ice
Because the rift is a door


43.Camino

El Camino
Blazing down the road
El Camino
Ah, she's fast, never slow

El Camino
Conquest of the night
El Camino
Aztec machine speeding to the light

Toronado
Concienda il ma pweeb
Toronado
Ah, she rules the laws of speed

Toronado
Ahe's a bull of a machine
Toronado
Beauty like I've never seen

Cordoba
Hot siesta at high noon
Cordoba
Oh, she takes me to the moon

Cordoba
Oh, estienda ma chi esta que
Cordoba
El puentes masto mehta

Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo

Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo

Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo

Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo cuondo, cuondo cuondo

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

El Camino
Blazing down the road
El Camino
Ah, she's fast, never slow

El Camino
Conquest of the night
El Camino
Aztec machine speeding to the light